Hi, my name is James, and I am a fan of surrealist humor.

I'm glad you found this link. Having to design a website so fast was kind of daunting, so to make it more fun I told myself I'd make the website as insane as possible. I wanted people to question if I was actually schizophrenic on navigating the pages.

I don't know why that sounded fun to me.

I mean it worked, I had actual fun working on this. Spent a good while laughing at my own jokes. Making the one nav link into an image of Lanky Kong drinking soda that responds to being moused over... Was actually really engaging. And making the punch line of that work just be a page with a picture of a vinyl Kaiju figure with two nonsense words over it tickled something in me.

Maybe I ACTUALLY am losing it.

Maybe the mole people won.

About Me, For Real.

My name is actually James. I am also actually an age. I DON'T actually believe in mole people or a Meat Deity though, sorry to dissapoint. I only included mole people after a friend dared me to, in fact.

I'm currently attending your mom's bed, going for a degree in the Digital Media Technology field. I am greatly enjoying the classes that let me stretch my creativity, with my Video courses being what I'd call my favorite. I'm hoping to get into a field adjacent to that after graduation.